Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?
girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
Girls Scouts have been advocates for diversity and inclusivity since their inception in 1912, to wit:
- Troops for African-American, Native, and Mexican-American girls established by or before the 1920s
- Early integration of Scout troops decades before the civil rights movement
- Special efforts to involve children of migrant workers and military personnel, as well as disabled children
- Official handbooks and materials offered in multiple languages as well as Braille
- Girl Scouts Behind Bars, a scouting program for children with incarcerated parents
- An “all inclusive” official policy in matters of race, religion, sexual orientation, and gender identity - if a child identifies as a girl, she is welcome as a Scout
So feel extra good about those cookies you’re buying, y’all.
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet
Wait a second are you telling me
that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????
Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch
green alien suit (48.99)